{"id":23,"date":"2015-09-19T18:25:11","date_gmt":"2015-09-19T18:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/?p=23"},"modified":"2015-09-19T18:25:11","modified_gmt":"2015-09-19T18:25:11","slug":"unusual-places-to-consider-visiting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/unusual-places-to-consider-visiting\/","title":{"rendered":"Unusual Places to Consider Visiting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&rsquo;re a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don&rsquo;t know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I figured out a way to make money while I&rsquo;m working! What&rsquo;s gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_391\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/destination\/europe\/cinque-terre-italy\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-391\" class=\"size-large wp-image-391\" src=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/cinque-terre-666601_1920_hdr-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"Cinque Terre, Italy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-391\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cinque Terre, Italy<\/p><\/div>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/destination\/europe\/cinque-terre-italy\/\">Cinque Terre, Italy<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>I see you&rsquo;ve wasted no time in filling my seat hole. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I&rsquo;d answer. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! My brother wasn&rsquo;t optimistic it could be done, but I didn&rsquo;t take \u00ab\u00a0wasn&rsquo;t optimistic it could be done\u00a0\u00bb for an answer.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_378\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/destination\/south-america\/galapagos-islands-ecuador\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-378\" class=\"size-large wp-image-378\" src=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/sea-turtle-335839_1920-1024x681.jpg\" alt=\"Galapagos Islands, Ecuador\" width=\"1024\" height=\"681\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-378\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Galapagos Islands, Ecuador<\/p><\/div>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/destination\/south-america\/galapagos-islands-ecuador\/\">Galapagos Islands, Ecuador<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>Say something that will terrify me.\u00a0<em>Lindsay:<\/em>\u00a0F*** me.\u00a0<em>Tobias:<\/em>\u00a0No, that didn&rsquo;t do it. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren&rsquo;t coming. The tears just aren&rsquo;t coming. Whenever she&rsquo;d change clothes, she&rsquo;d make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_70\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/destination\/europe\/scala-dei-turchi-italy\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-70\" class=\"size-large wp-image-70\" src=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/tdedkQnQGCgIhk9eoEkP_DSC_0983-1024x680.jpg\" alt=\"Scala dei Turchi, Italy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"680\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-70\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Scala dei Turchi, Italy<\/p><\/div>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/destination\/europe\/scala-dei-turchi-italy\/\">Scala dei Turchi, Italy<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>I see you&rsquo;ve wasted no time in filling my seat hole. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I&rsquo;d answer. Sure, let the little fruit do it.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_387\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/destination\/europe\/algarve-portugal\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-387\" class=\"size-large wp-image-387\" src=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/Benagil_Cave_Algarve-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"Algarve, Portugal\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-387\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Algarve, Portugal<\/p><\/div>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/para.llel.us\/themes\/goexplore\/demo\/destination\/europe\/algarve-portugal\/\">Algarve, Portugal<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>Wow. We&rsquo;re just blowing through nap time, aren&rsquo;t we. I&rsquo;ll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn&rsquo;t a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&rsquo;re a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don&rsquo;t know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I figured out a way to make money while I&rsquo;m working! What&rsquo;s gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Cinque Terre, Italy &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,9,10],"tags":[13,25,28,30,34,52,56,57],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-destinations","category-europe","category-south-america","category-travel-news","tag-adventure","tag-fun","tag-holiday","tag-interesting","tag-location","tag-travel","tag-unusual","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assltours.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}